WORDS & PHOTOS BY SUSANNAH BRESLIN

Susannah Breslin is a freelance journalist and photographer. She has written for Newsweek, Details, Harper's Bazaar, The Daily Beast, Radar Online, Variety, Salon, Wired News, The New York Post, The LA Weekly, The San Francisco Chronicle, The Vancouver Sun, The San Francisco Examiner Magazine, Double X, Playboy.com, and many other publications. She was a regular on “Politically Incorrect” and Playboy TV, and she has appeared on CNN, Fox News, and National Public Radio. Currently, she is at work on a novel set in Porn Valley. She is 6'1". WEBSITE EMAIL

DESIGN & LOGO BY CHRIS BISHOP

Chris Bishop is a Washington, DC based artist and illustrator who paints Pretty Girls and Robots and (occasionally) draws the comic strip HER! (GIRL VS PIG). He is an Eagle Scout. WEBSITE